Eric, the greatest real estate agent in the world

Shocking photographs have been uncovered linking Angelina and Eric, the greatest Real Estate agent in the world. Speculation has it that the couple is joining forces on the Saving Mono Titi Project. We have Brad Pitt on a suicide watch. There is speculation that he will join forces with Donald Trump in an attempt to squash Eric’s efforts at saving the Mono Titi. Trump says he doesn’t think Jolie is all that hot any way. He thinks Pitt made a “huge mistake” leaving Jennifer. We were told Trump said, “Jennifer is hot, I don’t know what Pitt was thinking. Brad Pitt is a good guy, but I just don’t see it, I really don’t. I know good looking women, I own the Miss America Contest, so I should know, and Jolie is just not that hot.”

CLICK HERE FOR THE PICTURE OF ANGELINA AND ERIC TOGETHER! Working together to save Mono Titi?

Mono Titi is an endangered squirrel monkey in Manuel Antonio Costa Rica. Eco Preservation Society is heading up the Saving Mono Titi Project. Eric is raffling off a $5000 web site to help save Mono Titi. Donald Trump has not contributed a dime. Come on Donald, don’t be cheap.

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Leaders from around the world are flocking to visit Eric, the greatest Real Estate Agent in the World! President George Bush placed a call to Eric congratulating him on his victory. It is thought that Eric, in a gesture of reconciliation, invited the Bush family to next years Christmas party.

Meanwhile celebrations erupted across the globe. Partygoers in Paris were chanting Eric’s name in the streets. In China, there was a moment of silence to pay respect for Eric’s accomplishments. Not everyone is happy however. It is thought that Donald Trump is not taking the bitter defeat well.