Eric, the greatest real estate agent in the world

Leaders from around the world are flocking to visit Eric, the greatest Real Estate Agent in the World! President George Bush placed a call to Eric congratulating him on his victory. It is thought that Eric, in a gesture of reconciliation, invited the Bush family to next years Christmas party.

Meanwhile celebrations erupted across the globe. Partygoers in Paris were chanting Eric’s name in the streets. In China, there was a moment of silence to pay respect for Eric’s accomplishments. Not everyone is happy however. It is thought that Donald Trump is not taking the bitter defeat well.