Britney Spears is joining forces with Mel Gibson on his 400 acre property in Costa Rica in an effort to come up with a plan to save the endangered Mono Titi squirrel monkeys of Costa Rica. We are happy with their efforts to save the Mono Titi from extinction. Donald Trump has not lifted a finger to help. We are also wondering if Angelina Jolie plans to join forces with Mel and Britney . Gibson and Spears were spotted together in March at the Romanov Russian Restaurant and Lounge in Studio City California where they discussed the plight of the endangered Mono Titi and the work of the Eco Preservation Society. Angelina was not invited because of her poor table manners.
Gibson, who will be hosting the Spears along with his wife Robin for an Eco Interactive Costa Rica Vacation. Eric, the greatest real estate agent in the world, would like to come too. We are told that he is waiting by the phone for a call and we are still waiting for Donald Trump to resurface.
Larry King tells us, “Yeah, I checked out Donald’s hair piece, it is nice. If I was bald I would get one just like it.” Way to go Donald. It is always best to come clean.
Shocking photographs have been uncovered linking Angelina and Eric, the greatest Real Estate agent in the world. Speculation has it that the couple is joining forces on the Saving Mono Titi Project. We have Brad Pitt on a suicide watch. There is speculation that he will join forces with Donald Trump in an attempt to squash Eric’s efforts at saving the Mono Titi. Trump says he doesn’t think Jolie is all that hot any way. He thinks Pitt made a “huge mistake” leaving Jennifer. We were told Trump said, “Jennifer is hot, I don’t know what Pitt was thinking. Brad Pitt is a good guy, but I just don’t see it, I really don’t. I know good looking women, I own the Miss America Contest, so I should know, and Jolie is just not that hot.”
In related news, it is said that Donald Trump is still fumes over his loss to Eric, the greatest real estate agent on earth. We are still waiting the here if Donald is going to do anything to help save Mono Titi. Come on Donald, don’t be a sore looser. We know that you are a bigger man than that. Why not step forward and help out some monkeys why don’t you?
We just can not get enough to Rosie O’Donnell and Donald Trump, so for probably not the last time, here for your viewing pleasure is Donald and Rosie doing their thing. I don’ think these two will be going on a Costa Rica Vacation together any time soon. I sure hope you don’t intend to treat Eric that way.
Word has it that Donald Trump is taking his loss to Eric (the greatest real estate agent in the world) very hard. We were told that he has fallen into a deep depression and has not come out of his room since the announcement.
A spokesman from the Trump Organization was magnanimous in praising Eric’s efforts to save the Mono Titi monkeys in Costa Rica.
“The last few days have been difficult for Mr. Trump, but he now realizes that he lost to the better man. Mr. Trump urges your support for Eric’s efforts to save the Mono Titi and the Saving Mono Titi Project. Enter early and often for your chance to win a $5000 web site from”
Leaders from around the world are flocking to visit Eric, the greatest Real Estate Agent in the World! President George Bush placed a call to Eric congratulating him on his victory. It is thought that Eric, in a gesture of reconciliation, invited the Bush family to next years Christmas party.
Meanwhile celebrations erupted across the globe. Partygoers in Paris were chanting Eric’s name in the streets. In China, there was a moment of silence to pay respect for Eric’s accomplishments. Not everyone is happy however. It is thought that Donald Trump is not taking the bitter defeat well.
Britney Spears is joining forces with Mel Gibson on his 400 acre property in Costa Rica in an effort to come up with a plan to save the endangered Mono Titi squirrel monkeys of Costa Rica. We are happy with their efforts to save the Mono Titi from extinction. Donald Trump has not lifted a finger to help. We are also wondering if Angelina Jolie plans to join forces with Mel and Britney . Gibson and Spears were spotted together in March at the Romanov Russian Restaurant and Lounge in Studio City California where they discussed the plight of the endangered 
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